You know you are an NCFCA speaker/debater When....

I was bored when I came home from the Oklahoma tournament....so I decided to create something like this. Enjoy! (Feel free to add to this in the comments if ya want to!)


You Know You Are An NCFCA Speaker/Debater When
1. You ask if someone is republican rather than single
2. You tell lame political jokes
3. Blue jean skirts and polo shirts are "hip"
4. When you get a haircut you think "How will this work for tournaments?"
5. You know how to talk to adults but not to teens your age
6. You could talk 5 minutes on the word acssiduous but dont even know what the f word is
7. cell phones are forgien
8. You have contests to see who can have the longest hair
9. You wake up at 7:00 am on weekends
10. You have more ties, belts, and/or skirts than you do songs on you iPod (if you have one)
11. Your friends start saying they feel stupid when they talk to you
12. You read books and think "hey, this would make a good interp"
13. Skipping lunches and/or dinners are completely normal and actually not to bad
14. Vending macheines become a legit way to eat lunch
15. You learn to read adult scribbles very well
16. You start doing the "forensics clap" when you aren't at tourneys
17.Hitting people and breaking are not bad things
18. You know how to drive a big white van but not a mustang
19. You start talking "tourney talk" and own a "tourney bag"
20. You randomly find fallacies your friends commit
21. You learn the REAL feeling of brain-dead
22. Coffee becomes your savior
23. You own almost no click pens
24. "I don't know" is not an answer
25. Your family has never owned anything smallar than a minivan
26. You look at colleges and churches and think "what a great place to have a tournament"
27. Nerds are cool!